Would you like to know the most effective form of birth control I just discovered?

This is amazing, just take your 3 year old nephew and 18 month old son shoe shopping.


I can guarantee that you'll not want any or anymore childrenWould you like to know the most effective form of birth control I just discovered?
haha yes. Any teen wanting to get pregnant can borrow my son for the day. This week alone, I mentioned that we had run out of kleenex, so my darling son tore up 3 rolls of toilet paper and stuffed them into the empty kleenex box. I got woken up at 3 am to see how big the moon was outside, and in what can only be described as a moment of insanity, I attempted to take him and my 8 month old out (during my 8 month old's nap time) to lunch. It started with a pile of straws being pulled onto the floor and ended with his apple juice being dumped all over his plate, while my 8 month old decided to cry most of the time.Would you like to know the most effective form of birth control I just discovered?
Haha Nice.








I do agree that this is the most effective form of birth control. Give the teens a kid for a few days and have them test it out. Bet they won't want one after that.
Amen!!!! Thats what they need to do with these teens that they give those dolls to in school. They are nothing like the real thing. Thats what i liked about the show baby borrowers it showed how hard parenting could be!!!
oh no, the best form is this, its 1am, youre getting it on with hubby and over the monitor you hear oh mooooooommmmmmmmmmmmy, mommyyyyyyyyyyy, where are you ?





LOL
Every woman wants to have my baby.
lol that was funny ';I was about to tie my own tubes'; man I feel like that ALOT!!!
But the Lightning McQueen shoes light up!
Lol.... This is a good one
Oh cool! I will remember this! Please send Mr. C my way since you won't be needin' him any longer ;O)
I went grocery shopping with my nap-deprived 18 month old and freshly immunized 4 month old today- that pretty much blew up any bits of my biological clock that might have been still ticking.





~Did I mention I've not slept more than five hours a night in over a year? That helps too.





LOL%26gt; yeah, if I don't go finish the laundry and relax before little hungy babby wakes up, I might end up doing a rigged tubal with dull nail scissors and a soup spoon- want me to save them for you when I'm done?





I tried to give my husband a vasectomy, but he took the electric drill and hid it from me.





Don't get me wrong, I'd die for any of my children and I adore them...but they have their days like any other person...oh yeah...

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