Is Mountain Dew a reliable form of birth control?

1.5 liters daily?Is Mountain Dew a reliable form of birth control?
Only if you leave the bottle inserted.Is Mountain Dew a reliable form of birth control?
Yes it works but only if taken correctly. First you must fill your bathtub all the way to the top with the magic green soda. Then lie face down and fully submerged for at least 2 hours without breathing. I promise you that you will never have children after this. The world will thank you.
Don't be so ridiculous!
Are you using it as a post-coital douche? I think if you drink enough Mountain Dew, it eventually causes sterility.
Sure! The yellow artificial coloring will give you cancer and you won't have to worry about having kids! Seriously, please don't breed.....
Are you kidding me? mountain dew does lower a guys sperm count, just like anything else with caffeine in it but not enough to prevent getting a girl knocked up.
Just as much as Y!A is reliable for accurate answers!
k, im going to pray that your not serious lmao, but no soda , let alone mountain dew WILL *NOT* keep you from getting pregnant... wow people come up with dumber and dumber stuff everyday.
That would have to be a big NO. Stick to condoms or birth control, maybe even both to make double sure.
That's an absolutely ridiculous myth. Whoever told you that it works should be slapped.
I always get my junk stuck in the bottle, so I suppose it is reliable.
ARE YOU SEROUS....YOU CAN'T BE SEROUS....THIS IS A JOKE ...RITE??
Yes because anyone with any common sense would not sleep with someone who drank that nasty crap.
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Obviously.
Well, you would be too busy peeing to do anything else.
Of course! The pills are a TOTAL ripoff!
that's funny !! ha ha ha No it's not !!
Works 60% of the time, everytime.
Try it and let me know in 9 months.
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mountain dew + sex in a hot tub = no chance of reproduction.
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE BLACK JOKES
Works like a charm
What? No? how would that even work? There is no scientific research into it. Where did you even hear that?
Yada yada yada, no it isn't.
No.
that is a myth
no
Yes i went to the health dep. and they gave me a box full!